nelsonakis:

duckdotcom:

duckdotcom:

gonna dox the pope

Vatican

lainfangirl:

New Corroded Coffin albums drops soon 🦇 I’m absolutely never gonna get over this 😭

strongintherealgay:

After watching him play Benoit Blanc I think we all know that folks need to give Daniel Craig more roles he can have fun with, and by that I mean I need him to be the only human in a Muppets movie

2023 predictions

-Joe Biden hospitalized for swallowing a spoon whole

-Pete Davidson and Glenn Close

-Danny Devito given the key to the city (literally every city)

-Nancy Pelosi the sole reason for a deadly e.Coli outbreak

-Nick Cannon has another kid (free space)

-Robert Pattinson accidentally invents a new kind of bread on the set of the Batman sequel

-The Voice lip-synching scandal

-Mia Goth becomes an actual goth

-Henry Kissinger finally kicks it and Twitter has a celebratory field day

-A Kardashian or Jenner wears the literal Declaration of Independence

-Florida evaporates into thin air baffling scientists

-World leaders must now arm wrestle each other to solve any kind of global conflict instead of sending troops to war

-Egg shortage because everyone has decided to carry around a bag of hard boiled eggs as an accessory like Emmett Cullen in twilight

-Rowan Atkinson founds Mr.Bean’s Baked Beans

-Atlantis discovered and it’s kind of lame and disappointing

-Tiktok trend responsible for extinction of an endangered species

-Elon Musk revives club penguin and is then run over by self-driving Tesla during press conference

-Joseph Quinn cast in Marvel movie

-Willem Dafoe headlines Coachella

-Huge kpop band breaks up

-The Pope disbands the Catholic Church

-Unsuccessful Nepo baby Met Gala theme

-Tommy Wiseau nominated for a daytime Emmy

-D.B. Cooper exposed and becomes global superstar

-A Couture fashion house releases a Hungry Hungry Hippos themed collection

-Gritty marries Mr. Met

-Will Byers finally gets rid of the bowl cut in leaked set photos of Stranger Things season 5

How do I trick a very attractive famous actor into thinking I’m a hot girl and not secretly the human equivalent of three raccoons in a trench coat when I meet him next month?

ringoroadagain:

xtec:

I’M OUT

love the implication here that just by saying a scientific formula you cause something to happen like an arcane incantation

avasillva:

#no thoughts just steve in this scene

Now that Twitter is dying I am returning to my roots and posting all my unhinged thoughts here instead

steddielations:

joseph quinn the moment he decided that eddie munson should wear a lot of rings:

actoremergency:

He did it

notkatniss:

Hozier be like: life is about DIRT, life is about RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, life is about BOG BODIES, and above all, life is about getting RAILED so hard your soul exits your body